Horrifying Weekend

It has been a harrowing, haunting and horrific weekend of windsurfing here on Maui's northshore. No windsurfer was safe on the water yesterday as two psychopathic gouls took to the water in a brazen assault of our beloved past time. This amazing video captures just some of the horror of what's coming to be known as the "Kanaha Carnage".

As you can see in the video, the demonic duo terrorized other sailors with their horrifying masks and repeated slogging and falling in the water. By sundown, they had scared everyone off of the water in screaming fits of terror. The memories of yesterday's horror was too much for many as the park was mostly deserted today. The psychos had even managed to scare away the tradewinds. Only the waves were brave enough to face them today. Only time will tell if anyone dares to set foot on the sands and water of Kanaha tomorrow - Halloween.